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[ladybirdshit]

My, that went well! Happy breakfast montage and all of that. Birds and bees and rainbows, everything is nice, but then the pirate showed up. Nobody died, at least! Good job, guys.

Continue the great work and walk around the FARMS if you want. It's nice and you don't have the fog babies on your asses. Enjoy the sunset. You can take some time to talk about where you're going next too.

[ mission: keep being nice you dicks. ]

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[bloodrops]

Now tell me about the werewolf. Who is he?

[ the cardboard king. ]

[fairyvagina]

[oh boytalk]

[kinda smiles]

Derek? He's...really nice.

[why are the werewolves always the nicer people]

Really sweet, protective. [scrunches nose]

It's kinda wrong, but he kinda reminds me of Alcide. Is that racist?

[bloodrops]

[ snorts. ]

Probably.

I can see it too.

[fairyvagina]

I know vampires and werewolves always had it out back home, but he's even more different...

[woozes a little]

Keeps us all together.

[bloodrops]

[ oh sook. ]

Like you're his pack or something?

I don't know much about werewolves but isn't that what they do?

[ i've had it with authority tho. ]

[fairyvagina]

Yeah. Like a pack. A big ol' family.