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[guybirdcrap]

You're still in the Baumine Mines. Get your asses moving before rats of unusual size go looking for a meal. It's dark and scary and the structures are old and dangerous. Don't die.

[Mission: Make it out of the mine]

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[crotchbite]

[ the only time a man will be between her legs is when she's breaking their necks so yes don't sass the sassy lesbian

steps on a dire rat's skull and winces. ew.
follow the air, man, follow the air for an exist. ]

He's not bothering. [ cus his ass got told ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[this is not my guilty face, this is my sass face.]

[all of them are my sass face.]

Can I help you?

[...is that a hook?!]

[cabineyes]

Have we met?

[ these new people i swear. ]

You should watch out, mate, my sister here... she thinks little of men in general.

[crotchbite]

[ no she doesn't

just you in general. well, okay, people in general. she doesn't like people in general. no discrimination nor nothin' ]

Don't pay attention to what he says. [ tugs his beard a little ] Killian's retarded.

[cabineyes]

Oh, so mean. Where have I heard that one before?

[ little sibling quarreling helps to pass the time underground. ]

[crotchbite]

I'm sure you get it all the time.

[ pats his cheek and keeps on walking ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[looks between them like a tennis spectator without even trying to get a word in edgewise.]

[um.]

I'm Daniel Jackson. You're... Killian?

[she is your sister? how did you fuck up that genetic lottery killian?]

[cabineyes]

Killian Jones... or Hook if you prefer.

[ excuse me my genetic lottery went just fine. looks distracted. yeah did you say something glasses? hurries after hel instead. ]

[crotchbite]

[ she's totally going to keep fucking with him about the sibling thing ]

So rude for the newer ones. If it was a girl, you'd be all over that.

[armedarchaeologist]

[comparatively, though. bro she won.]

[wait, uh. really?]

Oh. Hook. Gee, I wonder why they call you that.

[mutters at his back as killian runs after his— really his sister?]

[cabineyes]

Tell me, what did he do to make you frown like that?

I could use a laugh.

[ he's right behind us but who cares. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[rude. i'm right behind you.]

[crotchbite]

He rescued the nun. Because it was a great idea. [ she told them that it wasn't a good idea to pick up the chick that came with the team that tried to kill them

then again she's a little paranoid ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[mostly to himself and/or the floor:] Yes, I'm sorry I wasn't going to let someone drown in quicksand on your say-so alone.

[cabineyes]

Darling, you shouldn't be so prejudiced. Some of us only want to see the good in people.

[ turns to look over his shoulder. right there. hi. ]

Isn't that right?

[crotchbite]

[ pretty sibling looking at dorky scientist military person moment ]

How's that working out for you?

[armedarchaeologist]

[oh, am i in the conversation now?]

Yes, I do, and no, it's not working out especially well for me. I still don't regret not leaving her to die, just like I don't regret not leaving Isabela to be dragged away by those assassins, but I see your point too, Hel. I mean especially now.

[cabineyes]

What? You're responsible for saving dear Isabela too?

[ he's just mocking now. oh you blue eyes. no wonder you've died like 30 times. ]

I didn't know I was in the presence of a hero!

[armedarchaeologist]

[sigh.]

Not— Not solely by a long shot. Hel and Dean were probably more helpful, and Isabela, to be fair, did a lot of the saving herself.

[i shot some guys who turned out to be immune to bullets?]

I'm just saying that the instinct to run toward the person in trouble and, you know, try to help, isn't a bad one.

[cabineyes]

It isn't, I agree with you on that. I would just like to add that there's a time and place for everything.

For example now? Now isn't a good time to be thinking anyone but yourself, mate.

[ glad derek's not here to hear this. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Quicksand didn't exactly seem like the best time to discuss trust issues, and what do you mean this isn't a good time?

We're stranded on alien planet with go— With demons and God knows what else trying to kill us, we have to get to some unnamed and conceivably unattainable goal halfway across the continent, there are statues that send you back in time and, last but certainly not least, two people have died in the past week alone.

That I know of.

[steely eye contact.]

Did I miss anything?

If you can think of a better time to try to work together on a common goal, I'd like to hear it, because I can't.

[crotchbite]

[ fuck you and your aliens ]

And exactly because of that, you shouldn't be helping the person who was with the group that tried to kill us and almost succeeded. In fact, it killed some of us. Have some self-perservation.

[cabineyes]

We're working together, you're perfectly right about that. It's just a question of who's one of us and who isn't.

[ in fact i'm not perfectly sure you're one of us. ]

[foodporn]

[derek's right in front of you brah]

What're you boys talking about now? Do you ever stop bickering?

[cabineyes]

Hm? Nevermind us, I see you're already feeling much better. Good.

[ like an open book. ]