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[guybirdcrap]

You're still in the Baumine Mines. Get your asses moving before rats of unusual size go looking for a meal. It's dark and scary and the structures are old and dangerous. Don't die.

[Mission: Make it out of the mine]

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[sawedoff]

[they just felled a demon i don't think rats are their biggest concern]

[is mapguy with them yet or]

[thisbites]

[ what's up with your boyfriend he's in a really bad mood and he looks like he went five rounds with a bear. ]

[ is this some domestic abuse shit. ]

[sawedoff]

[don't worry about jimmy he's like an infant all he does is eat pee and cry a lot and when he gets hurt everyone looks at you like its your fault]

Where the hell have you been?

[we're all waiting on your absent dad ass]

[fairyvagina]

[skirts on by]

[sheepishly]

[thisbites]

Not drowning anybody.

[ i'm not going to cry about it she probably helped them kill ruby. ]

You?

[ how'd the vacay with the ball-buster in the bustier work out for you. ]

[sawedoff]

[watches sookie skitter by]

...Just stopped some assassins from being able to track us down and give us all Columbian neckties in our sleep.

No big deal.

[it's not not drowning anybody or anything]

[thisbites]

You're right about that much.

[ as in, no one's ever going to say thank you. ]

Map went through the forest. Nobody's really got any experience navigating mineshafts, so it's pick a tunnel, any tunnel.

[scantilyclad]

-- What?!

[ someone's up ]

[plunder]

Rise and shine.

[foodporn]

[jumps with sword in hand]

[now she's gonna be all jumpy because of bodysnatching tourettes demons]

You're not satan, right?

[scantilyclad]

Morrigan. Were we not acquainted with one another just the other day?

[ gets up and just. frowns her ass off at isabela ]

[foodporn]

Well I was acquainted with Clara and John too and they were apparently satan, so I'm just covering my bases, here.

[scantilyclad]

And what is a 'satan' supposed to be?

[foodporn]

[thisbites]

[ YOUR PARTY IS GATHERED & ON THE MOVE. ]

[ no one's getting ditched but you better keep up because there's no map for the inside of the mines, y'all. ]

[crotchbite]

[ pretend she screamed i told you so in daniel's face during the nun ordeal

onwards it is ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[some of us don't have to pretend.]

[thinks he might actually be partially deaf right now.]

[crotchbite]

[ as you should ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[conflicted, because his every instinct is telling him to sass...]

[on the other hand, snapped a man's neck with her thighs.]

[on the third mutant hand, she also kind of had a point, in retrospect.]

[cabineyes]

This fellow bothering you, sister?

[ holds up the torch to see daniel's guilty face better. ]

[pareidoll]

[everyone is bickering about nuns and witches up ahead. she's good right back here not getting into that business yup]

[also i imagine still recovering from being occupied, but by now that's more of a psychological thing than an actual 'ifeelsick']

[sawedoff]

[he'll take a break from his man-off with derek]

So I got your message.

[thanks for the candygram]

[pareidoll]

[confus]

What message?

[sawedoff]

Well I


thought it was a little free love for you but now I'm just weirded out.

[if someone else in this group is leaving him buttprint messages he doesn't want to know]

[pareidoll]

[...constantine?]

Oh, someone's knees I have to break? Fantastic.

[kidding. just so we're clear]