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[ladyistcrap]

Night blankets the villages south of the wall. While the pacifistic Gagarians are huddling around what may be the last bowls they'll ever smoke, the Hildnr are preparing to march and ride out in force come the dawn. Thankfully, you're far enough north that the nights are a hell of a lot longer than normal. Looks like you have about fourteen hours to kill.

You'll probably want to make a stop at the armory to get equipped, at some point, but there's also a fair amount of feasting happening where a bard is telling tales of the Hildnr's victorious history. The Blood Queen is in attendance, accepting oaths and blessing the warriors.

Of course, if what you'd rather do is train, the training yards are open, and there's a small barracks hall that's been outfittedwith clean furs and a roaring fire so you can rest before unleashing your bloodlust. Thoughtful!

Just don't forget: you still gotta find the blood champion, save the helpless stoner fratboys, and make it over that fuckhuge wall before lunchtime tomorrow.

Comments

[fairyvagina]

[has that weird moment where she realizes he's still a person and that she's been petting the fuck out of him like any other dog]

[dont make it weird sookie you're making it weird]

[...slowly continues]

Well, yeah I guess it's worth a try. Maybe easier now that everyone's drunk as balls.

[thisbit]

[ it's not weird. is it? he has a tail, and it's wagging. i'd say you're in the clear. ]

[ and it's not like you're a troll, or anything. you're a fairy. there's bound to be some kind of advantage you can use here. even if it's your good looks. ]

[fairyvagina]

[stops for real this time and looks down at him]

I'd really rather there be more to me than my fae beauty, but thanks.

[note taken, but not very well]

[thisbit]

[ what? what. it's not really a fae thing, it's just how your face looks. even your tooth gap is kind of charming. ]

[ drapes one giant paw over his eyes. ]

[ forget i thought that. ]

[fairyvagina]

[slowly pulls out from under paws and onto her feet]

Yeah this is gettin' kinda weird, even for me.

[that's saying a lot]

[mostly not used to being awk flirted at by a wolf. much would rather him do it in his man form]

I'm gonna go....investigate.

[wur ha]

[grabs coat and near stumbles out]

[thisbit]

[ ...are you there god? it's me, derek. ]



[ you can open up that hole in the ground anytime, man. thanks. ]