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[ladyistcrap]

Night blankets the villages south of the wall. While the pacifistic Gagarians are huddling around what may be the last bowls they'll ever smoke, the Hildnr are preparing to march and ride out in force come the dawn. Thankfully, you're far enough north that the nights are a hell of a lot longer than normal. Looks like you have about fourteen hours to kill.

You'll probably want to make a stop at the armory to get equipped, at some point, but there's also a fair amount of feasting happening where a bard is telling tales of the Hildnr's victorious history. The Blood Queen is in attendance, accepting oaths and blessing the warriors.

Of course, if what you'd rather do is train, the training yards are open, and there's a small barracks hall that's been outfittedwith clean furs and a roaring fire so you can rest before unleashing your bloodlust. Thoughtful!

Just don't forget: you still gotta find the blood champion, save the helpless stoner fratboys, and make it over that fuckhuge wall before lunchtime tomorrow.

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[fairyvagina]

[sneaks some food out of the feasting hall because everyone is loud, drunk, and horny and likes to throw shit. it's not a safe eating environment]

[thisbit]

[ hiding through the night in the place his camo is highest: a pile of the bedfurs. ]

[pareidoll]

[with all the amazonians out and about, she's taken to the barracks with the doctor's screwdriver, her communicator, and owen's cellphone.]

[tinkering by the fire as one future girl does]

[fairyvagina]

[nearly sits on if it wasn't for the beady little wolf eyes staring back]

[shuffles off to the side]

Well, you'd just scare the crap outta anyone wouldn't you.

[frogbutt]

[picking up viking booty]

[he'll worry about semantics when he hits the pelt lined bed]

[ladyjohannaii]

[constantine is doing his best to blend in, as promised. it seems to involve a lot of drinking, which he is very ok with, and a lot of getting punched in the arm, which is a lot more ow.]

[he is also singing a very rude drinking song, very loudly and raspily. think tom waits covers flogging molly.]

[thisbit]

[ snorts and tucks a forepaw under his chin. ]

[ it's not my fault that people find me intimidating. it is pretty funny though. ]

[fairyvagina]

Not every day these people see a live wolf runnin' around their village. You better be careful they don't try to skin ya.

[sets plate down and picks at some dried fruit]

So you said the wine did this. You really can't turn back?

[used to werewolves looking like wolves other than weird hybrids]

[thisbit]

[ why do you think I'm hiding in here? making nice with the locals isn't going to make for a great distraction in the morning. ]

[ stretches and yawns, tail flopping a few times until it relaxes. ]

[ my sister. she could take this shape. ]

[ladyjohannaii]

If I had the wings of a sparro~ow...

[ladyjohannaii]

If I had the arse of a cro~ow...

[fairyvagina]

Didn't know it varied...

[the more you know]

All the ones I knew before looked like this. I thought you were just gettin' outta bein' a girl.

[foodporn]

[drinking]

[or trying to]

[before she was rudely interrupted]

Oh my god, stop. It's like torturing alley cats.

[ladyjohannaii]

I'd fly over Old Tr—

[oh look an interruption. wait. was this a she or a he? constantine just met these people, he's not sure he can recognize them all different. gives her(?) a once-over, sort of leery-looking but genuinely just confused.]

What, love, you're for Manchester?

[foodporn]

I'm for you not doing that. Ever again.

[she looks exasperated, but not in the rude, i'm going to punch your teeth in way that usually begets exasperation in this party]

[returns the once-over in kind]

You don't look like a fierce mountain warrior. No offense.

[ladyjohannaii]

None taken. I just popped by for the party.

[he raises his eyebrows significantly. she sounds like a yank, which means she's probably with them, even though he doesn't remember her.]

By the way I'm Constantine.

[it rhymes with "design." no first name given, you know how these genderswap things go.]

[thisbit]

[ shakes fuzzy head, ears going side to side. ]

[ no...not exactly... ]

[ curls tail in around himself. ]

[ pretty...pretty sure the girl thing happened too. ]

[fairyvagina]

[thats more than i ever wanted to know about a wolf's junk]

Sorry...

[cabineye]

[ here for our daily chat. we've missed a few days, haven't we. ]

Need a hand?

[foodporn]

Bo. You must be one of the girls' friends. I'm their guy on the inside.

[stops and cringes, because poor word choice]

--Girl. Girl on the inside, I'm all natural.

[pareidoll]

[i imagine she's just been giving him the cold shoulder since he started that fight between her and dean a ways back]

[ignores and continues to tinker]

[ladyjohannaii]

We've only just met, actually. I was starkers and this lovely blonde lent me her coat...

[oh god he should not have been drinking on top of all that weed. at "girl on the inside" he starts giggling and cannot stop.]

I bet you are, love...

[foodporn]

[that awkward smile-laugh when someone's obviously having a good time all by themselves and you're not in on the joke]

How much have you had to drink, exactly?

[cabineye]

[ that's so rude you know. ]

[ pulls out a bottle of rum and sits down next to her... not very gracefully. be glad he's not wearing a skirt. ]

Sweetheart, your cheeks look adorable when you puff them like that.

[pareidoll]

[looks up at him]

[takes the bottle of rum and drinks out of it before handing it back]

What do you want, Hook?