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[loveboat]

Okay you little shits since you can't seem to get into one group again how about you get on the fucking boat

Once you have boarded the boat and set sail, you are free to explore. The captains cabin is offlimits, as is the brig, but the rest of the boat is available to all of the guests. For your pleasure, you will be provided with a honeymoon suite each, access to the dining hall and kitchen if you so please, or you might prefer to dine on the deck. There is also a lounge where a musician plays piano melodies. The entire boat is decorated garishly in pinks and purples, but there are also pieces of OBSCENE art that seem to celebrate the human (or otherwise) form displayed in every room, including the private cabins, public spaces, and anywhere else you might think to look.

There are also couples of every shape, size and gender everywhere you turn. They seem to be enjoying themselves, holding hands and making out like horny teenagers on every possible surface. At least you know what kind of PDA you're expected to live up to.

[ mission: couple off and fake it to make it
note: if your char has been fucking off while in town and hasn't met up with the group just assume dean sam or someone else found them and explained the plan to them ]

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[loveboat]

[quietly slips them a condom]

[sawedoff]

You got it.

[she caught on quick to the business, he lucked out]

[returns the nod before ducking down the corridor to check out their swanky lovenest]
[ithasamagicfingersbed]

[goodguy]

[politely thanks the captain and pockets the condom]

I've been luckier than most.

[shortcuts]

[yeah you hold on to that baby]

Luckier than everyone, I'd say.

[crotchbite]

[ there are a lot of huge dicks paintings these artists must have some kind of self esteem issues. but apparently it works on these people because they're all swapping saliva hardcore

watches captain over there kicking a lot of fake couples. hopefully none of them are in their group :| ]

[goodguy]

If I were that lucky, I'd have been born in time for L3 or later.

[shortcuts]

See, I don't even know what that means.

[goodguy]

And I'd be grateful for that, if I were you.

[shortcuts]

[so mysterious

take me now]

... All right then. So, no cigarettes for you. Mind if I smoke anyway?

[mercyless]

[ many things including you. ]

[ keeps an eye on the docks as they line up. ]

[cabineyes]

[ nods. he keeps a hand on the small of her back and doesn't let her wander far as they walk on the deck. of course there are lovely paintings everywhere. ]

I have to say someone had a special taste when decorating her.

[thisbites]

[ tore up the market and the docks looking for ruby all morning because dean took her note, that douche. it's not for you.
finally makes it into the line to board, sweaty and panicked and one more bad surprise away from hulking out on somebody. ]

[pareidoll]

[catches the tailsighting of dean over shoulder disappearing into the ship]

[goddammit]

I don't see how a love cruise already needs so much...inspiration.

[fairyvagina]

[ a bit higher up the line. almost got suck with mitchell, but decides to ditch line to go back down. he looks distressed, natural sookie call]

Are you...all right?

[inenochian]

[ not at all standing awkwardly in the line, watching hel's hand in dean's pocket or clara getting dragged aboard by hook.
sort of the only four people he's conversed with (except for the time he was husbands with bilbo).
Oh right. where's sam? ]

[thisbites]

[ angry wolf snort. no, I'm not all right. I'm hackles raised ears flat tail stiff body posture and I'm on the verge of baring teeth. ]

Ruby. I can't find her.

[ what if she got kidnapped into one of the whorehouses? she's a pretty girl alone in a sailor town even if she does have claws she's too sweet to use them. ]

[fairyvagina]

[yeah well its a formality]

[doesnt need no fairy mind reading to catch that]

Maybe she's already on the boat.

[thisbites]

With who?

[ starts trying to see over heads to the deck. that red cloak is obvious in a crowd. ]

I have to find her, now.

[ starts shoving his way to the front come along sookie help me put up these lost beta posters ]

[fairyvagina]

[trails along the werewolf shaped hole in the crowd]

All right, just sayin' she's probably already stuck with someone else.

[thisbites]

[ i could sense her if she was close and i DON'T so stop with the false sense of hope ]

Did you see her board? Did she say anything to you?

[ pushing up the gangplank ]

[fairyvagina]

Well, no...

[okay fine]

I never said I saw her, I just figured because where else would she be?

[cabineyes]

[ bye bye dean. ]

Better be safe than sorry, I suppose. We wouldn't want to forget why we're here, now would we?

[pareidoll]

No.

No we wouldn't.

[pointed look]

[cabineyes]

Always so determined, love.

Must be why I married you.

[pareidoll]

Remind me why I married you?

[no really..]

[i love smiling, but right now it feels so wrong ANDTASTEHOOKERONMYLIPS]