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[curseshit]

The Duke is no longer himself, Blind Marge shared some details about the beginning of the curse and the Spanish guy left taking Neri and Icarus with him. They're in a better place now. Not dead though! Haha.

Found all your stuff already? If not you better act quick because most of the townsfolk are leaving, they've been stuck here for a long while and some have their real family waiting for them. They'll take whatever they can with them as they go so there's looting and chaos all around the usually so peaceful town.

It also seems that the destruction of the apple trees set off the crows. They're making a horrible noise as they fly over your heads and kaw loudly. More birds seem to arrive to the scene every minute. It's almost like you're stuck in a Hitchcock movie. Time to go?

[ mission: look for hook. i mean the map. ]

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[cabineyes]

Here to elope with me, are you, sister?

[ leans to her, smiling. ]

I'm afraid it won't work out.

[crotchbite]

You're really not my first choice to elope with.

[ drapes her arms around the back of a pew and watches him, drumming her fingers against it ]

Are you going to hand it back or are you waiting to have everyone tackling you to the ground? [ bb u know its gunna happen ]

[cabineyes]

All this prejudice will break my heart one day.

[ rolls his eyes and folds the map open for her. ]

Handing it over won't solve one little problem. As you can see, there's nowhere to go.

[ the map hasn't updated since they left the mossy forest. ]

[crotchbite]

What? [ frowns and leans forward, holding the map in his hands as if that'd make it look clearer ] That's-- Is that supposed to happen? [ rethorical, not asking him ]

[ looks up at him and arches her eyebrows. think this has to do with the redheaded bitch?

not her

the goddess one. ]

[cabineyes]

It's either broken or Dean has been keeping secrets from us.

[ not his fault for once. leans back on the pew and watches her freak out. ]

[crotchbite]

I don't think so.

[ she's not freaking out, she's worried. backstabbing bitch made her hand her ticket in and now the map is broken? fuck you bitch i will snap your neck with my thighs ]

Shit. [ rubs her forehead with her fingers ] Any ideas?

[cabineyes]

We could take up gardening. Are there any apples left?

[ haha wouldn't that be great. ]

[crotchbite]

[ rolls her eyes at him ]

Funny. [ looks at the map again. maybe the fact that its broken creates a window of opportunity to her to go back too? aaah. hopefully. ] You're not worried?

[cabineyes]

What I'm looking for is right here, somewhere. I was only tagging along for fun.

[ RUMPEL IS STILL ALIVE and no one can convince him otherwise. he was hoping he'd show up at some point since he must be following them. the map being the only way out. now he'll just have to dig him up some other way. ]

How about you, love? You shouldn't be so heartbroken over this, it was never going to take you anywhere.

[crotchbite]

[ arches an eyebrow at him. how do you know he's still here tho. maybe he sacrificed all the muppets and went back home. so optimistic ]

I'm not. [ licks her lips ] Not for me, at least. [ as much as she wants to go home, she is not a jealous person so she doesn't think if she stays they should stay too ] I gave up my ticket for all of you to go. So I do expect you to go. I'll solve my own problems.

[cabineyes]

That you will, I'm sure of it.

But wouldn't it be much nicer with all of us keeping you company?

[ bo especially. ]

[crotchbite]

[ smiles a little at him (mostly fake smile really) and lets out a little hollow laugh ]

Nobody's stopping you from staying. We could start a business and everything. [ nope ]

[cabineyes]

A brilliant plan, but I'm afraid I don't make a good merchant.

[ you saw it yourself. ]

[crotchbite]

Who said anything about selling shit?

[ more along the lines of mercenaries ok

stands up and leans next to him, watching the map again. she's a little worried to be honest; as much as she really does like bo she doesn't want her to stay stuck in here. and okay she has grown fond of some of these people it's been a While since that happened ]

We need to talk to everyone about this.

[cabineyes]

I suppose there is no other choice. They will be undoubtedly thrilled.

[ can't wait to see the looks on their faces. ]

[ladybirdbook]

[ suddenly there's a noise of glass shattering as one of the crows circling the church flies through a window. it falls dead on one of the pews. ]

[crotchbite]

Yeah, that's the wo--

[ dramatic interruption of a crow apparently. jumps in surprise and turns around to watch the bird ]

... Well, that's fucking normal.

[cabineyes]

[ oh wow. ]

They're becoming more aggressive.

[crotchbite]

[ what the hell is this some medieval twist of a hitchcock film or whatever ]

As long as they keep committing suicide, we're good to go. [ walks over to the where the bird landed carefully, leaning over it ] There's like, a murder of these things outside.

[ladybirdbook]

[ it was only the beginning. ]

[ you can hear the distant sound of several wings flapping simultaneously as every crow from the town heads to the church. ]

[cabineyes]

[ listens to the ominous sound approaching. ]

I'd say there are more than that...

[crotchbite]

[ looks out the pretty windows of the church to see a dark mass of black wings heading towards them. stays still for a second before backing up with eyes on the windows ]

Are you shitting me... [ pulls the winchester from her shoulder and loads it just in case ] Seen the movie, didn't like it. [ looks over to hook and tilts her head to the exit in the back ]

Just in case this is, you know, a bunch of blood thirsty birds, lets go around the back.

[cabineyes]

[ don't worry, he's already on his way. always cover your exits. shoves the map inside his coat as he backs away. ]

Bloodthirsty? What makes you think that? Somehow I didn't get that impression at all!

[ he has a feeling they'll fucking peck their eyes off. ]

[ladybirdbook]

[ all sunlight disappears from the church as the windows are covered by dark wings. some birds enter the building through the broken window and others peck on the glass aggressively. ]

[crotchbite]

Is everyone out to kill us in this fucking place? [ chriST

she's backing away with the winchester aimed at you, bird. i hate you bird.

once he gets the door, she's going to make a run for it and close it ]