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[curseshit]

The wedding is tomorrow!

Do what you gotta do. Decorate the church, decide what to wear, buy a gift for the happy couple, bake all the things... throw a bachelor party?

Oh and don't forget to water the apple trees. Never do that.

[ mission: work on breaking the curse or go through the symptoms if you've already gotten started. ]

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[mercyless]

[ heading to the front yard with a full watering can. it's going to be a hot day and she doesn't want the apple trees to look like they're withering away. that would be bad for business. ]

[dices]

[ sSHIT

divES under a bush and quickly dresses himself so fast like whoa ]

[mercyless]

[ wwhat was that. turns head quickly. ]

[ could have sworn she saw a flash of a naked butt. ]

[ if blind marge is sunbathing on their property again i swear. heads toward the bushes. ]

[dices]

[ no nope.

nope not naked here.

pops out of the bushes with leaves all over him and smiles awkwardly. not naked. so fully dressed. ]

I tripped.

[mercyless]

[ tripped and tore off your clothes in the progress? ok. ]

[ it's the shady deputy guy, right? whatshisname. feels like she should know it, but somehow it has slipped from her. ]

[ puts the watering can down on the ground and stares at him. what the fuck are you doing in here? ]

[dices]

[ my clothes are not TORN OFF YOU FOURTH WALLING BITCH ]

Good... morning. [ facecreaks ]

[mercyless]

[ shame. that would have been quite a sight. ]

[ not that she swings that way today. ]

It's 8am. What the hell you doin' here?

[dices]

[ he'd be down for a threesome just saying ]

Early start. [ crosses his arms ] Security inspection. For, uh, the wedding. Wouldn't want that to go wrong. Haha.

[mercyless]

[ not buying a word of that. ]

It's tomorrow.

[ you think some guys are gonna hide in the garden all day and night waiting for the wedding reception to start? ]

[dices]

Yes, I know, which is why the first inspection is today.

[ don't question the deputy ]

Well, huh, everything is checked out so I should, uh. I should get going.

[mercyless]

Is that so?

[ she'll question your pants deputy. ]

[ you weren't even trying. ]

[dices]

[ yep ]

So, yes. Good day. Mrs. Patten.

[ s
slides away

looks down and makes a face.

pulls zip up ]

[mercyless]

[ that's. ]

[ hm. ]

[ watches him go his pathetic way. if he's caught doing that again someone will be castrated. ]