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Alright yall enough doodling around. It's nightfall in Alderwood, so grab yourself a hotel room, you can either opt for the snazzy spacious 5 star in the high class end of town or one of the less financially debilitating rooms on the second floor of the inn/pub, but expect to hear a lot of hooker noises and drunken cowboys from downstairs. You get what you pay for.

You ought to grab yourself a bounty poster and decide on a plan of action so that you have direction for your adventures tomorrow, because the Sheriff seems like he's not gonna stand for you taking advantage of their kindness if you're not going to hold up your end of the bargain.

There are four main bounties posted in the courthouse, but they're scattered about the town on posters, too. There's Dewie Martin, the highest paying bounty, Earl Johnson, Janna Turner and Billy Turner. There are other, lesser bounties, but those seem to be the four the Sheriff's really pushing for.

[Mission: rest up, youre going bounty hunting tomorrow morning]

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[ was enjoying this night on his own with a beer (it's good beer omg) and stops when he hears all the neighing and kicking and manly grunts ]

You guys need help? [ doesn't know shit about horses ]

Oh look, if it ain't the outsider thinkin he can handle a wild stud!

[turns to guffaw at him and gets kicked in the side of the head by said stud]

[ does that hiss-wincy face when he gets kicked, leaning back a little ]

Jesus.

[ dances on the corpse. cant be tamed. ]

[ we eat horses in china we don't tame them.
jk

puts down the beer and goes help the guys with the ropes and shit ]

[ another guy hits the dust. this ain't gonna be pretty. ]

[ holy shit someone call 911

just gonna try to to control the ropes not getting near the beast someone help ]

That ain't how it's done, lad.

[ laughing and watching him struggle from a distance as he smokes a cigarette. ]

[ struggling with this shit ]

If you know, lend a hand? [ SERIOUSLY HE'S NOT GOOD WITH THIS ]

[stallions headed for u next nick. better barrel roll]

[ bites on the cigarette so it doesn't get in the way and swings his legs over the fence ]

This your first time seein a horse? You look pale as snow, kid.

[ walks over to one of the horses and grabs the reins hard enough to hold it still. horse handling skills he got 'em. ]

[ too many of them. too bad. ]

[ watches nick being trampled like good old mufasa. ]

[ HOHHTYK,M-,

JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY STRAIGHT INTO THE HORSE WATER ]

[runs over and starts holding a tape measure up to his shoulder width as soon as he pops up baywatch style]

You'll need a lot of wood, mister!

[ starts laughing loudly as he holds on to the stallion he caught. ]

Bid goodbye to your friends, cause you ain't goin nowhere.

[ pets its neck to calm it down. ]

What the-- [ spits water and wipes his face, pushing the guy away by both his shoulders ] The hell!

[ ungracefully climbs out ]

[cackles and hobbles away to start hammering a coffin together with his measurements]

[ cackling as well as he ties the horse to a post next to the horse water. ]

You know, it still ain't in no condition to ride.

But they sure won't miss it.

[ holds the cigarette and watches the poor bastards that were run into the ground. ]

I reckon it's yours now.

[ looks at the horse like i don't want that i want a pony or a donkey that's not gonna fucking kill me and then looks back at him ]

Yeah? Thanks? [ ?? ] Thanks for the help. [ holds out a hand ] Nick.

[cowboys rolling around in pain in the background]

You thankin' me? What for? I ain't no cowboy.

[ he just caught the horse. anyone around here would have done the same. ]

Jesse James.

[ steps over one of the bowboys to shake hands with him. ]

[ caterpillar eyebrows go like this ___
if he isn't a cowboy he sure looks like one

shakes his hand and nods ]

Let me at least get you a beer.

If you say so.

[ he isn't going to say no to free drinks. ]

However I suggest we head to some other saloon besides that one. [ flicks cigarette ashes at the direction of the saloon from where august stole the cash. ] It's crawlin with some damn nosy people right now.

[ walks ahead of him since he knows the place. ]

[ he Believes you

follows the not-cowboy cowboy and shoves hands in his pockets ] You from around here? [ since you said you weren't a cowboy but you look like one... ]

Yea, been here for the past 5 years.

[ no he isn't. ]

[ he's a liar. ]

It's not much of a town.

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