134TH PAGE

[ladybirdshit]

My, that went well! Happy breakfast montage and all of that. Birds and bees and rainbows, everything is nice, but then the pirate showed up. Nobody died, at least! Good job, guys.

Continue the great work and walk around the FARMS if you want. It's nice and you don't have the fog babies on your asses. Enjoy the sunset. You can take some time to talk about where you're going next too.

[ mission: keep being nice you dicks. ]

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[inhere]

[she has a handgun. how much of a challenge is that against your hook.]

I just want to go home.

[that's it.]

I honestly can't blame them.

[cabineyes]

They told you what happened?

[ no they're just cold-hearted assholes since birth. ]

[inhere]

What happened?

[cabineyes]

Unfortunate things with some newcomers. It's been a while now, but people won't forget about it any time soon.

[ oh and also someone died and came back but let's not. ]

[inhere]

I don't intend to start any trouble.

[or anything else. just here with them as long as they have the map.]

[cabineyes]

I'm with you on that.

[ haha. ]

[ he's only planning on some small trouble. ]

[wears]

[don't you forget about me]

[inhere]

[mhm. sure you are.]

So, Killian Jones. [might as well make some conversation] Where are you from?

[cabineyes]

[ fuck you satan. ]

A faraway land. Full of adventures and beautiful places. You'd like it there, I'm sure.

[inhere]

I've had my share of adventures. [she arches her brows at him like yeah no. but beautiful places she doesn't mind!] I take it you're used to traveling.

[cabineyes]

Aye. A pirate rarely stays in the same spot for long.

[ unless he has a death wish. ]

How about you, love? Your first time traveling alone?

[inhere]

[wow way to be the stereotype.

she arches her brows and looks down.]

If only.

[but she has people waiting for her back home.]

I'm surprised I even managed to find your group.

[cabineyes]

You were lucky. Joining another group might have been a mistake on your part.

[ you'd have ended up dead or in a circus. ]

But, what I'm trying to say is... We're happy to have you even though it doesn't always look like it.

[inhere]

[looks at him.]

That's very kind of you. Thank you.

[cabineyes]

You're most welcome.

[ :) ]

[inhere]

[that smile is creepy hook

you better not be a monster she'll shoot you in the teeth

she clears her throat.]

How long have you been traveling?

[cabineyes]

It's nearly four months now and there's plenty to come.

[ sorry to crush your hopes. ]

Anyone waiting for you back at home?

[inhere]

[she doesn't need to say yes.]

Fred.

[cabineyes]

[ ah. ]

Bad news for him.

[inhere]

He'll wait.

[what choice does he have.]

[cabineyes]

He'd be a fool if he didn't.

[inhere]

[he's silly sometimes. and dangerous. but definitely not a fool.]

Is there anyone waiting for you?

[pirate. she somehow doubts it.]

[cabineyes]

Not anymore.

But there's someone I'm eager to meet and sink my hook in.

[ cute. ]

[inhere]

[that's not very nice.]

[cabineyes]

He's not a nice person.

Take my word for it.