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[partypeople]

Now that you've rested and drank and made friends (and some of you have herpes now), you might want to leave. Which is going to be hard because the party is never stopping and nobody wants you to leave. Stay for a while longer.

Stay forever!!

[Mission: Try to leave without killing anyone or breaking their hearts. Go back to the road you lazy!]

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[cabineyes]

[ ~missing~ ]

[crotchbite]

[ nobody noticed ]

[pareidoll]

[jerk]

[foodporn]

[rude]

[partypeople]

[clinging to her leg]

[foodporn]

You're really emotionally attached for someone I just met ten minutes ago.

[partypeople]

Don't go, stay a while! We love you ssssssoooo muuuchh!

[foodporn]

Yeah, I'm not big on clingy girlfriends. Let go-

[tries to peel her away without hurting her]
[you have some damage in the head lady]

[wears]

[hello]

Let her go, darling, she's just not that into you.

[wraps arm around bo's] I take it you're no longer enjoying yourself?

[foodporn]

[oh. hi.]

[okay then]

It's all fun and games until someone proposes to you. This is your party, right?

[she overheard some things]

[wears]

You're damn right it's my party. Do you like it?

[foodporn]

Like it? It's like everything I've ever wanted since I got to this place. Well, that and a shower.

[and her girlfriend. and kenzi. oh she made herself sad]

Where did you find these people though? They're kind of...overenthusiastic. Like drink the kool-aid enthusiastic.

[wears]

They were here all along, darling. All they needed was an excuse, and voilá. The best party this world has ever seen. You're celebrities, don't you know?

[foodporn]

Isn't that counterproductive to the laying low thing Derek's talking about? Remember the assassins?

[you're giving off the morrigan vibes here.]

[wears]

Assassins? Don't be ridiculous, dear. Like you said, it's everything you've ever wanted. Just indulge.

[foodporn]

Wait, wait, celebrities? Are you the one that told them about us?

[liking this less and less]

[wears]

Of course! I organized everything, you know? It wasn't exactly easy.

[foodporn]

There are people after us that want to kill us and you're telling entire towns everything about us?

[oh my god! how rude. you're out of my top 5]

[wears]

You're perfectly safe here, you know. I'm not that careless.

[dices]

[ running from crazy japanese fangirls
shirtless

not safe. ]

[wears]

[well except for him]

[foodporn]

What do you mean, safe? I don't see any security.

[watches nick run past......]

[wears]

That's because there's no reason for it.

[simple]

[foodporn]

Okay, this is all a little too much. Be honest, what are you? Some kind of frat party fae?

[wears]

[a little laugh]

Oh, no.

Promise you'll keep a secret?