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The majority of your group is still near the mouth of the cave or thereabouts where the shit went down. You've decided to stay there for the night to let your injured recover, but in the meantime a party is forming to search for the missing. They're meeting on the edge of the group while the others set up camp, search and bury the dead (don't wanna attract bears do you. that's how you get bears), and participate in group therapy.

So far the search party consists of Michonne, Nick, and Dean (Sam is there too crazy phone). If you're going with, take whatever you think you'll need and meet them. Otherwise, help with the camply duties.

[Mission: Go with the search party to find the missing or stay behind and take care of the injured

BTDUBS this post is only set like a couple minutes after the last one so it's not hours of time missed]

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[glared]

I'd been on my own until your group found me, actually. [his villain senses would have tingled otherwise. ttly.

also he still kinda looks like a hobo] Just outside the other cave.

[dices]

[ most of them look like hobos ]

You've been on your own? That's something, in this place. For how long?

[glared]

A bit over a week. I understand you've been around for a lot longer.

[dices]

Yeah, I kind of lost count to be honest. Things have been-- really weird. It's hard to keep track without a calendar.

[ he could definitely do it, but he would have to sit down and actually count rather than going off on top of his head ]

[glared]

[nodding]

Things have been weird from the first moment.

[you know. with flesh eating unicorns.]

Calendars aren't exactly the highest priority.

[rhymeswithdesign]

Hold on, I'm coming with you.

[wheezes up to the search party with a chin-jerk of greeting.]

[what the hell happened when he went to bed he doesn't know, but constantine woke up and everything was bloody and he's not staying in that camp another minute.]

[glared]

[looks at

and you are]

[rhymeswithdesign]

John—

[wheeze.]

[wheeze.]

—Constantine.

[rhymes with "design."]

[glared]

[frown.]

Are you sure you're fit to come with us?

[dices]

[ he knows calendar aren't a priority. thanks for pointing that out.

looks at wheezy over there. more people. yay. fun. gathering. socializing. ]

[rhymeswithdesign]

[waves a hand unconcernedly. not terribly convincingly.]

Just... Fine.

[one last wheeze, ending in a pretty gross throat-clear.]

How many are missing, anyhow?

[glared]

[yeah sure they believe you NO THEY DON'T well scott doesn't. eyes narrow.]

Three.

[dices]

Mitch and Kaidan, and the, huh, tall guy. With the bananas and the big ears.

[rhymeswithdesign]

So the vampire and... Two people I haven't met.

[what is it about that vampire? what god did he piss off to be this unlucky?]

If you have anything personal of theirs and a map of the area I could give the locator spell thing a go again.

[dices]

I think Clara said something about knowing the bananas guy. The Doctor, I think she called him that.

[rhymeswithdesign]

Oh yeah? Doctor who?

[no, that joke wasn't even funny in 1988, but he still chuckles.]

Well would she have anything important to him?

[glared]

[.]

Locator spell?

[dices]

[ shrugs

he shrugs a lot ]

Go ask her, I guess.

[rhymeswithdesign]

You know, a spell. To locate things. Locator spell.

[i'm calling you "white geordie" if i don't get a name out of you. the other one can be "boring."]

What about for the other two?

[glared]

[wow cool]

You can practice magic.

[so flat.]

[rhymeswithdesign]

I'm sorry, are you from around here, or did you miss the teleportation, the griffins, the unicorns, the genderswapping—?

[constantine missed the unicorns completely. he's a little bitter.]

Yes, I'm a magician. What are you, exactly?

[dices]

[ shakes head at him. he doesn't know. ]

They're probably all together, though. [ he hopes.

glances at scott. yeah him being a witch is totally what's weird here.
you guys didn't even meet the fucking chipmunks ]

[glared]

[he just made out with a succubus fuck you both]

I'm a mutant.

[that's what he is bitch

now what]

[rhymeswithdesign]

A mutant what?

[that's an adjective. jerk. oh look, clara.]

Never mind.

Look, I'm going to go see if she has anything of this doctor's. I'll be right back.

[glared]

[just

stares

you're on my I Hate Wolverine list]