83rd page

[ladybirdcrey]

Either you were dropped into the snow at the foot of the mountain or if you were less lucky you find yourself in the cold forest. The women can attempt to land wherever they please.

The griffins without riders are turning back and heading home. I hope you enjoyed traveling with us and welcome aboard again.

[ mission: get your shit together. ]

Comments

[rhymeswithdesign]

[carefully receives a battered sookie.]

Easy! Head wound!

[jiffles]

[ runs off to look for derek. ]

[ i hope he's not lying in a puddle of blood. ]

[fairyvagina]

[oh]

[sawedoff]

Slow down.

[clotheslines mitch before he runs off and separates them even more]

[he's returned victorious with a passed out derek and cardboard sam]

[jiffles]

[ djfkso ]

Oh you found them!

[fairyvagina]

[this sucks]

[tries to focus on them but there are like 3 of each]

[jiffles]

[ ugh that smell. ]

[ slaps hand over mouth. tries to look the other way. ]

[sawedoff]

[kneels next to her since constantine is being useless and mitch is shady about blood]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[german 3. takes his cellphone back while he's at it. again. this is what he gets for trusting cardboards with things]

[fairyvagina]

....

[squints]

Keep your hand still....

[nope.]

Fuck.

[jiffles]

[ counting backwards from 1000. ]

[sawedoff]

[drops hand and rubs a hand over his mouth. as long as it's just a concussion they can handle it, but they're still missing a few and need to make it back to the rest]

Can you walk?

[fairyvagina]

[warily eyes mitchell. i love you baby but if you bite me we're over]

Help me up and we'll see?

[sawedoff]

[loops an arm around her back and stands her up, moving away with a hand at her shoulder once she's steady]

[shooting mitchell an i swear to god if you cause any problems look]

[fairyvagina]

[HEY ONLY I CAN DO THAT]

[shakes head and steadies self. she's good. she's upright]

[looks at cardboards]

Where's everyone else?

[jiffles]

[ i swear to god, ]

[ chewing on his own knuckles ]

That-- wound, can someone...?

[sawedoff]

[he's already doing it chill your mammaries]

[rolls up a cloth from bag and presses it to her forehead until she takes hold of it for herself]

Keep it together. [mitch.] Separated. What else?

[very exasperated as usual forehead rub goes here]

[jiffles]

Thanks...

[ still not looking. bbreathes. ]

Those bloody griffins...

[fairyvagina]

[balls]

[keeps it still

OKay yeah. Dean I know I said a whole lot about trustin Mitch, but my blood is like vampire crack. Keepin' it together might not cut it for right now.

[sidesteps away from him a bit. watching]

[sawedoff]

[you dont think you could have mentioned that before]

[pulls machete from his thigh holster and holds it out to her handle first. don't trip and fall on it. nods at it like if you're so worried.]

Not gonna try anything. Trust me.

[and if he does ill just end his pitiful blood sucking existence, win-win]

[jiffles]

Vampire crack, eh?

[ that's what it certainly smells like. lets out a weak laugh. ]

[fairyvagina]

[sorry i dont like going around advertising it]

[looks at the machete and raises a hand instead]

I'm covered. Microwave fingers, remember?

[looks back over to mitch]

Still. Not somethin' I'd like to do. Like waving a raw steak in front of a dog.

[jiffles]

[ uuuhhhh ]

I got it guys, all's good.

Just... let's go, alright?

[sawedoff]

Yeah, and if a dog can't control itself it gets put down.

[shrugs and takes machete back, but looks at mitch pointedly as he slides it back into place in the holster]

We're missing a couple still. Kaidan, Owen. Let's do a sweep.

[ie a TOGETHER SWEEP not a split up and run around like monkeys sweep even though thats exactly what he did but that was because brother.]

[fairyvagina]

[priorities]

Couldn't have gone too far right?

[starts walking. trooper]

[jiffles]

[ lets them lead the way. ]

[ staying... away.. ]