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[ladyistcrap]

It is dawn. The Hildnr prepare to march for war. Michonne's distraction in releasing the griffins has caused a kerfuffle and catching the spooked mounts sets them back valuable riding time -- the girls have about a ten minute headstart. The fact that the new recruits are missing from the war-band does not go unnoticed and the distant sounds of horns being sounded and the warriors' cry of WUR HA chase them all the way down the mountain as they follow the ice-covered trail back down to the men's village.

They may not find the village as they left it, however. The houses still stand, but the men are nowhere to be found. It looks like a ghost town. The impending sound of the Hildnr army swarming the path behind them gets louder by the minute.

[Mission: Find the blood champion before the Hildnr raid the men's village ]

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[ladyistcrap]

[...steps back when he topples and lowers weapon]

You fight like monkey fetus.

[diices]

[ LAUGHSNORTS ]

[short_cuts]

[ladyistcrap]

I cannot honorable combat with you. Take recruit to shaman to tend to wounds.

[returns to formation]

[jiffles]

.... That went pretty well.

[short_cuts]

[THANK GOD]

I'm not carrying him.

[cabineye]

[ you can't just leave me here guys the next marching group is going to trample me. ]

[short_cuts]

[UGH FINEbut i don't wanna touch your hook

slowly

drags by one arm??]

[cabineye]

[ well he has only one hand so yeah. ]

[ thank. ]

[short_cuts]

Jesus, you're heavy. [stops after he's out of the way. pats his cheeks] Yoohoo!

[looks at mitch with his hand out like ??]

[jiffles]

[ ??? how should i know. ]

Slap him harder, I don't know?

[short_cuts]

[






yeah okay

SLAP]

[cabineye]

[ kfsjd snaps awake. almost hits his forehead into his. ]

The bloody --!?

[short_cuts]

[whoa whoa whoa]

You passed out, buddy! Just bringing you back to us.

[cabineye]

[ LMFAO SMILES? ok dw. ]

My bet is that you were trying to kill me with that handling.

[short_cuts]

I got nothing against you, man. You're lucky I dragged you out of the way before those ladies trampled you to bits.

[cabineye]

[ yeah thanks . i guess. ]

[ holds his jaw. so much for being pretty. ]

[short_cuts]

[not checking out your boobs or anything]

So what do we do now?

[jiffles]

I guess we'll wait and see if they ever come back alive.

Unless you want to go to war.

[short_cuts]

I'm all about peace.

[cabineye]

[ picks himself up from the ground and heads back inside to do something about his jaw. ]

[short_cuts]

[rude]

... Do you think they'll mind if we grab some of their booze.

[jiffles]

It's a war, mate. Anything goes.

[ let's get wasted. ]

[short_cuts]

Wur ha.

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