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[ladyistcrap]

It is dawn. The Hildnr prepare to march for war. Michonne's distraction in releasing the griffins has caused a kerfuffle and catching the spooked mounts sets them back valuable riding time -- the girls have about a ten minute headstart. The fact that the new recruits are missing from the war-band does not go unnoticed and the distant sounds of horns being sounded and the warriors' cry of WUR HA chase them all the way down the mountain as they follow the ice-covered trail back down to the men's village.

They may not find the village as they left it, however. The houses still stand, but the men are nowhere to be found. It looks like a ghost town. The impending sound of the Hildnr army swarming the path behind them gets louder by the minute.

[Mission: Find the blood champion before the Hildnr raid the men's village ]

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[mercyless]

[ are we skipping to the village? yes? ]

[ running montage. now where the fuck is everyone? ]

[crotchbite]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[ SERIOUSLY IS THERE A CURSE WHERE ALL THEIR PLANS GO TO SHIT ]

[foodporn]

[yeah it's called life get over it]

[skids to a stop next to them and looks around]

So I'm guessing the guys are looking pretty good for the kidnapping now that they've skipped town-

[breathing hard. give her a break they just sprinted here]

[mercyless]

[ already poking around the abandoned village. ]

[ didn't they pull this act back when they were first recruited? there must be a hiding place big enough for all of them somewhere. ]

[crotchbite]

[ throws bo a FUCKING WATERSKIN

holds crossbow ready to fire in case some fuckwit tries to jump them while they explore the village for survivors and trying to find fresh tracks on the snow ]

[foodporn]

[there are a lot of fresh tracks considering dean john and cas just got them out of the village the same night]

[nearly gets pelted in face with it THANKS]
[splits off from them to search houses too]

[sawedoff]

[hiding in a doorjam with gun out and waiting for the sound of footsteps to get closer before swinging out to aim at her face]

[we always seem to meet like this don't we group members]

[crotchbite]

[ points the crossbow at his face and stops just in time. no arrow between your eyes today boy ]

Dean? What are you doing here?

[mercyless]

[ where did he come from. ]

[sawedoff]

I've been here all night.

[thanks for missing me]

Getting these schmucks evacuated before the bloodbath. I hope you have a lead on champion lite.

[crotchbite]

[ pulls crossbow close to her ] She's a little girl. Which means she can be in the middle of them as one of the boys. Did you see any blonde kids?

[mercyless]

[ unless she's dead. ]

[ did you see a child's corpse. ]

[jiffles]

[ WHAT IS GOING ON. watches the warriors run around, preparing for the march and looking for the missing recruits. ]

What the bloody...

You can't just leave us here in the middle of the lesbian village without saying anything!

Without the pot.

[short_cuts]

Well. We're screwed.

[diices]

[ elbows him ]

Keep it down, idiot.

And we're not screwed. Try to keep yourself in the middle of this mess and buy them some time. Tell them they went ahead to, I don't know, shed first blood or some viking shit.

[jiffles]

[ don't yell at me i'm a vampire on the edge ]

I don't know anything about some bloody viking shit!

[short_cuts]

Wait, are we keeping to ourselves or talking to them? [don't confuse his simple mind]

[cabineye]

[ it would have been pretty great now if clara had managed to fix the phones instead of setting them on fire huh. ]

[ lured out by the noise. ]

Don't tell me - Are we off to slay men already?

[diices]

[ ew who invited hook ]

No, Sookie, Michonne, Hel and the other new girl went ahead to try and avoid that. We gotta see if we can appease the amazons here so they don't wring their necks for treason. Or something.

[ they're fucking insane. ]

[cabineye]

[ clara is here too i guess. ]

I suggest you dance for them. They seem to have taken a liking to that sort of thing.

[short_cuts]

You dance for them. [just groans and lifts hands like 'why me']

[ladyistcrap]

[a band of women march past the tent they're taking up in chanting something that sounds pretty violent]

[jiffles]

Chanting? Not really my style. Sorry.

[ holds up hands. leave me out of this. ]

[diices]

[ yeah only you are going through this hyperion FUCK YOU BITCH

tries to listen in on the violent chants. what does that even mean. ]

[cabineye]

[ it means they want to kill someone. ]

[ you all suck at this. shrugs at nick and catches up with the chanting group. in fact he's going to block their way. ]