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[ladyistcrap]

It is dawn. The Hildnr prepare to march for war. Michonne's distraction in releasing the griffins has caused a kerfuffle and catching the spooked mounts sets them back valuable riding time -- the girls have about a ten minute headstart. The fact that the new recruits are missing from the war-band does not go unnoticed and the distant sounds of horns being sounded and the warriors' cry of WUR HA chase them all the way down the mountain as they follow the ice-covered trail back down to the men's village.

They may not find the village as they left it, however. The houses still stand, but the men are nowhere to be found. It looks like a ghost town. The impending sound of the Hildnr army swarming the path behind them gets louder by the minute.

[Mission: Find the blood champion before the Hildnr raid the men's village ]

Comments

[cabineye]

After you.

[ nods at hyperion. don't you feel honoured. ]

[short_cuts]

[i wish i had a beard so i could smack you with it]

After me what?

[diices]

[ well he hates hook but that was clever.

god dammit. ]

[cabineye]

Make us proud.

[ into the battle of course, mini-champion! ]

[ladyistcrap]

You attempt to foist your challenger duties onto another?

[said through a crazy helmet that she just donned. it's battle gear]

[short_cuts]

[stares at the women]







... So.

[cabineye]

I am merely waiting for my turn. Let the fresh ones try first.

These people, they are like my foot soldiers.

[ get it? his hook shows that he has seen battle. ]

[ladyistcrap]

Enough talk.

[come at me bro]

[cabineye]

[ looks back at hyperion? no? ]

[ oh well. pulls out his sword and charges. ]

[ladyistcrap]

[your foot warrior is a coward]

[she fights back with a spear and the circle of women chants excitedly]

[cabineye]

[ these boobs sure come in the way. ]

[ attempts to trap the spear between his sword and hook so he can cut it. ]

Watch and learn, Clara!

[ladyistcrap]

[twists the spear to jerk the sword out of his hand, reaching up with her free palm to deliver an open palmed uppercut to the underside of his jaw]

[cabineye]

[]

[ladyistcrap]

[...steps back when he topples and lowers weapon]

You fight like monkey fetus.

[diices]

[ LAUGHSNORTS ]

[short_cuts]

[ladyistcrap]

I cannot honorable combat with you. Take recruit to shaman to tend to wounds.

[returns to formation]

[jiffles]

.... That went pretty well.

[short_cuts]

[THANK GOD]

I'm not carrying him.

[cabineye]

[ you can't just leave me here guys the next marching group is going to trample me. ]

[short_cuts]

[UGH FINEbut i don't wanna touch your hook

slowly

drags by one arm??]

[cabineye]

[ well he has only one hand so yeah. ]

[ thank. ]

[short_cuts]

Jesus, you're heavy. [stops after he's out of the way. pats his cheeks] Yoohoo!

[looks at mitch with his hand out like ??]

[jiffles]

[ ??? how should i know. ]

Slap him harder, I don't know?

[short_cuts]

[






yeah okay

SLAP]