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[ladybirdcrap]

You finally set off from the Bed & Breakfast with full tummies and high spirits. It's well into the mid afternoon, and you have a lot of ground to cover before the next landmark. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be possible for you sorry sons of bitches to make it there before sundown. On your way down the beaten path, you come across a dairy farmer's caravan of cheesy goods. They seem nice and homely enough, maybe they'll be willing to help you stragglers along the way.

[Mission: Hitch a ride from the dairy farmer]

Comments

[fairyvagina]

Mind skippin' ahead and sharin' the wealth? I know you're like a livin' space blanket, come here.

[thisbites]

[ ...okay so you heard my idea. should've expected that. ]

[ rolls his eyes like it's a big problem for him anyway and hauls himself through rows of cheese to get to where she's sitting. it's a lot of shuffling but winds up tucking her between his knees and dragging her into his jacket. ]