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[ladybirdcrap]

You finally set off from the Bed & Breakfast with full tummies and high spirits. It's well into the mid afternoon, and you have a lot of ground to cover before the next landmark. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be possible for you sorry sons of bitches to make it there before sundown. On your way down the beaten path, you come across a dairy farmer's caravan of cheesy goods. They seem nice and homely enough, maybe they'll be willing to help you stragglers along the way.

[Mission: Hitch a ride from the dairy farmer]

Comments

[fairyvagina]

I guess generations over hundreds of years of bein' eaten onto the endangered supernatural species list will do that to ya.

[thisbites]

[ can't really say anything nice about that i mean. this is the supernatural equivalent of a wolf having a nice conversation with a very fat and fluffy little rabbit. ]

So, like I said. Maybe you're a bigger asset than you think.

[fairyvagina]

[ a rabbit. really]

Now only if there'd be less a reason to fight. That'd be nice.

[thisbites]

[ have you ever had rabbit? they're fucking delicious. the french certainly think so. ]

[ snorts at "less reason to fight." ]

Yeah, I see that happening. At least we're not as divided internally as we might have been.

[ kind of glances dean's way over there in the milk cart. ]

[fairyvagina]

[they're talking about the futureeeee]

As long as Mitchell keeps his fangs to himself for now on.

[i know we went over that but accidents happen]

[thisbites]

He kills somebody, yeah, it'll be a problem. [ looks over at his cardboardy derp face. ]

But it'll be my responsibility to take care of it, whatever happens. I'm not letting a Hunter touch him.

[fairyvagina]

You know, you'd be the first I know that'd actually care about somethin' like that.

[werewolves i mean]

[thisbites]

Something like, what? What happens to a vampire?

[ mitchell's sort of the first one i've met. ]

Call me progressive, but not all pack needs to have fur.

[fairyvagina]

Yeah, that's the thing. I guess I didn't know too much about werewolf society back where I'm from, but they wouldn't be caught dead associatin' with vampires except a name few..

[oh alcide mmmm alcide]

[breaks thought and looks away]

But you're right, maybe it's different because you'd never met one before.

[and mitchell is anything but a proper threat]

[thisbites]

Maybe. I'm not a Hatfields and McCoys kind of guy, either.

[ that's more of a Hunter mentality. Argent. ]

[ can't help that kate comes to mind. ]

[fairyvagina]

[oops]

[idly scratches behind ear and just shakes her head to block it out]

Um..so.

[this is where she turns to check on nick and the group]

What in the name is goin' on now?

[thisbites]

[ watches clara straddle the wagon and hop out. ]

A troubled marriage is always tragic.

[fairyvagina]

It's more than that.

[watches them straggle]

[thisbites]

Uh-huh. You gonna enlighten me?

[ because it looks like she's trying to ditch him, but he's too pathetic to take the hint. ]

[fairyvagina]

[yeah, well there's that]

[looks back]

It's none of our business.

[thisbites]

If it's potentially dangerous to us as a unit, it'll become our business.

[ seriously is he going after her. he's going after her. oh my god that is never going to work the way you want it to, dude. ]

[fairyvagina]

[its kind of sweet. deep down inside she wanted him to be a stubborn ass about it.]

You mean aside from ditchin' us in the middle of nowhere?

[thisbites]

Considering one of them is sure to have the map, you get why I don't give a crap about their privacy?

[fairyvagina]

Yeah, but...they need it otherwise it might become a bigger problem later on.

[so it seems]

We could always go drag 'em back if they don't make it to us by night.

[thisbites]

[ purses his lips while he considers it. he's a pragmatic guy. ]

Yeah. We make camp, they don't catch up by moonrise, I'll track them down.

[fairyvagina]

You sure you wanna go alone? I mean I guess it could be faster.

[shes not worried he'll get hurt but really she just volunteers for this shit dont take that away from her]

[thisbites]

[ looks back over at the wagon and sees the awkward coat guy staring blankly back at the road. ]

You can come if you want. I might need some saving.

[fairyvagina]

[that's cute. please humor her more often]

I can't imagine what you'd need savin' from.

[thisbites]

[ eyebrows screw up a little bit.
kate's smile. kate's laugh. kate's tongue. ]

[a sword slamming through the belly of a begging man, struggling and strung up in the trees. ]

I don't have eyes in the back of my head. We need each other more than we think.

[fairyvagina]

[stop feeding the infomod]

[cuts herself off deliberatly this time. honing in on someone else. the cheese king. he's having nice thoughts, some bar shanty about milk maidens]

...Got it.