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[iforgotthepassword]

For the Map Group: After taking down the assassin, morale is teetering and everyone is weary. At least you've finally reached the village, which doesn't look at all how you might have imagined it: everything is bright and tidy, and the smoke you'd seen from afar had been nothing more than the bakery's chimney. As you enter the town, you notice there are people walking around, seemingly oblivious to the carnage in the canyon.

For the Compass Group: You're tired of walking. There's a long stretch of orc and corpse-free land, and it would be a perfect spot to camp. After the beating you endured in the caves, there's no way you could keep going without taking a break.

[ mission: rest and recuperate. ]

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[idontknowthepassword]

Only the bread that's free.

[mercyless]

...

[ why the muffins. ]

[dices]

You'll probably see me vomiting needles if I do get to that stage.

[ turns around to watch the baker and michonne ]

[sawedoff]

Speaking of weird.

[idontknowthepassword]

M-my bread isn't very good, you see. I keep trying at it, hoping it'll be better. That's why it's free.

[mercyless]

Then throw it away.

[ making the customers see it will drag down the whole business. don't you know anything? ]

[dices]

[ arches eyebrows to dean and tilts over to the stuttery baker

besides the still people, nobody ever gave anything for free and don't people usually. hate their guts? ]

[sawedoff]

Okay Robert Hansen, why don't you give us a minute over here?

[step off]

[scantilyclad]

Why, I thought you would be eating.

[dices]

I guess not yet.

[ follows dean ]

[cabineyes]

[ slides in after morrigan. ]

So kind of you to wait for us.

[sawedoff]

[looks between hook and morrigan]

[he looks like he just had his balls busted so he's not going to say anything, but he approves.]

This place seem kind of off to you? I mean aside from creepy the baker.

[pokes a muffin]

[mercyless]

Free bread.

[ free stuff is always suspicious. ]

[dices]

[ glances

free bread isn't creepy. ]

For a place that keeps trying to kill us, this guy is being nice and offering bread. Sounds-- off.

[sawedoff]

Not that. Look around you.

[holds arms out]

This place is untouched. Not a scratch on it. That doesn't seem weird to you? We're in the middle of rape, pillage and destroy country, here. We hid in a pile of dead villagers.

[so where's their village]

[idontknowthepassword]

[tibbles a cookie]

[mercyless]

[ like i said. free bread. ]

We should go.

[scantilyclad]

Then go. I shall eat.

[ takes one of the muffins and bites into it ]

[scantilyclad]

Ah--

[idontknowthepassword]

[mercyless]

...

[dices]

[ well okay dean has a point. he just thought they had good insurance (no he didnt) ]

No, wait, don't eat-- [ 2 l8 ]

[scantilyclad]

I... blast it--

[ collapses ]

[sawedoff]

[slaps muffin out of hands

[sawedoff]

Morrigan-

[well he was in muffin slapping range so i guess he's in catch the damsel range]