[u want fast words, she'll talk so fast it'll make his puny gladiator head spin]

This place is called Tumba, it's a different world from yours. [leather manbaby underwear. yeah. definitely.]

You were sent here to help us on some grand quest or whatever. You'll get to go home after you've completed it. We're all here because of it too, yeah. We're friends. Allies.

[shut up hook]