[leans back sharply and looks at her. caught. uh.]
Howdy. Sheriff. I didn't- know there was gonna be a shindig tonight.
[points over shoulder with sad deflatey pointy hand. that would have stopped him from showing up this morning. not so sure it would have now. also the fact that he hasn't gotten laid in apparently years seems like a travesty now. mid-trigger priest crisis]
no subject
[leans back sharply and looks at her. caught. uh.]
Howdy. Sheriff. I didn't- know there was gonna be a shindig tonight.
[points over shoulder with sad deflatey pointy hand. that would have stopped him from showing up this morning. not so sure it would have now. also the fact that he hasn't gotten laid in apparently years seems like a travesty now. mid-trigger priest crisis]