[stops dead when sergei brings it up, and just kind of stares at him like he doesn't know whether to laugh or defend his honor and desirability, because... well, he doesn't know whether to laugh or whatever. lots of people want all up on this. and what the hell is sergei implying anyway.]
Strewth, man, I'm not trying to date rape my fiance. I thought you wanted to talk about the cake.
[they're not doing a great job of being a couple in love, are they? or maybe ernest's just a terrible person even when he's in love. janet would probably support that theory.
also he feels, like, maybe slightly more than zero desire to sleep with sergei even if sergei didn't look like the prospect was less pleasant than the gallows.]
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Strewth, man, I'm not trying to date rape my fiance. I thought you wanted to talk about the cake.
[they're not doing a great job of being a couple in love, are they? or maybe ernest's just a terrible person even when he's in love. janet would probably support that theory.
also he feels, like, maybe slightly more than zero desire to sleep with sergei even if sergei didn't look like the prospect was less pleasant than the gallows.]