[the most dry uh huh to ever uh huh. shifty noises while he switches the phone to his other ear and stashes the knife in deer flank for safe keeping to get up and give her not-damseling his full attention]
So you're calling to tell me you got lost and you, what, don't want me to come and get you?
[the again is implied but mercifully not spoken. you're welcome. seriously with your tweedle dee and tweedle dumb though guys. seriously?]
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[the most dry uh huh to ever uh huh. shifty noises while he switches the phone to his other ear and stashes the knife in deer flank for safe keeping to get up and give her not-damseling his full attention]
So you're calling to tell me you got lost and you, what, don't want me to come and get you?
[the again is implied but mercifully not spoken. you're welcome. seriously with your tweedle dee and tweedle dumb though guys. seriously?]