Ladies and gentlemen, these are the outlaws that have been terrorizing us night and day!

[waves to them as they're lined up in the front of the hall, some people yell insults at them as they're trotted past]

They sought to steal our precious shipment of gunpowder, sought to overthrow us and take positions of lawmen and leadership among our community, MUTINY! That is what this is. And today we will tell them the people of Alderwood will not abide.

[cheering, ad nauseum]