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[monkeycrap]

The night falls and the guards still haven't found you. Lucky! Try to keep it that way.

The people who went to the city should be back soon and then you can hit the road in the morning. That's the plan, right?

[ mission: keep quiet. ]

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[monkeycrap]

[ no. where's neri? ]

[bloodrops]

... Should I take it away?

[ it's not moving. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

If you want. If you can. That's probably a really good idea.

[noshoes]

[ neri had to go to the lake to swim and hydrate herself or else she, you know. dies. ]

[monkeycrap]

[ drops from the sky (tree?) all assassin's creed 3 style!! ]

[ nearly falls on daniel but quickly retains his balance and pulls out a knife. ]

[bloodrops]

[ woop ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[scrambly dodge.]

What the hell?

[monkeycrap]

[ pulls down the hood and shakes his head porno style. ]

Which one of you took işlemek sokmak?

[monkeycrap]

[ do i know this person. i think i do. ]

[ picks nose in the bg. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Nobody! It's right there! For crying out loud, take it away and kill it!

[he likes animals as much as the next person but for god's sake this is stupid.]

[bloodrops]

[ oh he's hot. ]

[ i just wanted to use this icon once before dropping her. ]

[monkeycrap]

Kill it?

[ tilts his head and points the knife at him. not very wise choice of words. ]

That's not going to happen.

[armedarchaeologist]

Oh my God, I don't care if you marry it.

Just take it and go.

[monkeycrap]

[ bursts out laughing. ]

... You're not from around here, are you?

[bloodrops]

Far from here.

[ eyes his butt. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

Was it the gun?

The haircut?

The accent?

The part where I almost could not physically care less about what happens to that monkey?

[monkeycrap]

[ puts the knife away and crouches down to pick up the monkey. shh daniel it'll be over soon. ]

So he was just looking for company? I trust you took good care of him.

[bloodrops]

[ nods. she did. ]

[ definitely. ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[oh thank christ someone with monkey handling skills.]

Yes, I. I heard he was lonely. There's a—

[let's not discuss the sixteen-year-old girl with rakish strangers.]

He was taken care of. Nicely.

[monkeycrap]

[ the monkey is surprisingly okay with this considering his usual shitty behaviour. ]

[monkeycrap]

Thanks, you did us a great favor.

[ you sound like nice people. taking care of a monkey that almost got you killed. ]

If it hadn't been for you, those damn people might have found him already.

[bloodrops]

No problem.

[ says the person who missed the guard business. ]

[noshoes]

[ comes from the lake, hair all wet but pretty happy. she's not actually heartbroken, she's pretty sure the monkey escaped those horrible men. she's sweet, but she isn't dramatic

... Monkey! ]

[armedarchaeologist]

[yeeeah, that was us, taking care of the monkey and not making it run away.]

The— The guards? I guess you must be one of those people who don't think much of the ritual sacrifice?

[monkeycrap]

You know of us?

[ and you've been here for a day? you work fast. ]

I'm Jakky, the one responsible for saving this Bukan's işlemek sokmak.

[ and proud of it. ]