So what, the Mayans just got the date wrong? Doomsday happens anyway?

[not to mention he's been banging a future chick this whole time and she never thought to bring it up that's something, that's. well]

Ok when I said we knew next to nothing about each other I figured you'd, you know, be adopted. Or be the antichrist, that's pretty run of the mill these days. Not be living on the Enterprise.