[ehh he figured it out eventually, he can contain his milk at least. still laughs quietly and wipes some of owens ineptitude off of his sleeve. he'll opt for the lesser traveled path of no innuendo because they have company]

Says you'll do even the crappiest jobs if it means you don't have to walk one more mile. That's the American way.

[stick with me sister i'll show you a whole new world
of channel surfing]